Total Medals Earned: 800 (From 87 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,930 Points
Medals Earned: 8/9 (50/60 points)
Medals Earned: 11/22 (135/500 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (105/205 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/380 points)
Medals Earned: 14/16 (395/495 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/270 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Conquer the first base.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the green backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the third base.
Find the black backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
Defeat Team Henchmen.
Defeat Team Armormen.
Defeat Team Armor-X-men.
Defeat Team Gunslingermen.
Defeat Team Maskedmen.
Defeat Team Swordsmen.
Defeat Team Snipermen.
Defeat Team Goldmen.
Defeat Team Epicmen.
Defeat Team Jedimen.
Reach Level 20.
Defeat all 10 teams.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
You destroyed his abs
His ribs are showing bro!
You Knocked him out
At least his face looks better now
You won the fight!
You won the game rather quickly
Not a scratch on your face
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Find the kitty.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
